Weirdo....

Scene: a MNC Bank. Myself and John sitting in front of the guy who was going to 'help' us open a bank account...

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Blah.. Passport...
your Work Permit... Blah..
Salary.. No Blah Blah!! (Thus it began)

Banker: Are you married?
Me: No, Single (Ready to Mingle!!)
Banker: How many children?
Me: (He hehe .... This guy is funny... , But why is he looking at me like that? He is not funny, he is stupid.. What kind of a question is that.. But why is he still waiting for an answer. This screwed up society of his..) None.
Banker: OK (Wondering, what went wrong).
John(with a subtle mallu accent): In India, we generally don't have kids before marriage.
Banker: Hmmm..(Like I give a damn)